2024年2月18日发(作者：)

中学生搞笑校园话剧剧本（Comedy drama for middle school

students）

Comedy drama for middle school students

Flourishing just: others call me flourishing just, I call

myself one piece of shit. You see, I grew up learning is not

good, the university did not test, and now down the gang, the

work is hard to find. Go to work, afraid of suffering. I feel

tired when I go to work. Or be your own boss and start a company.

I've found that the best money I make now is student money. Look!

"Burden reducing company", trying to serve the students and

lighten the burden for them, my company slogan is "everything

for students, for all students". Hotline: lightening the burden

and lightening the burden

(Niuniu, live on)

Little girl: I heard that the school next to open a burden for

students to reduce the company, but also on behalf of students

do homework, open this company is not harm us?

To live! We are now learning the burden is very light, but also

minus what negative? Let's talk to the teacher and let the

teacher think of a way for us.

Niuniu: OK, let's go now.

(two people come to the teacher's office and talk to the

teacher.)

Niuniu: let's go now. That's the way it is!

Live: walk!

Niuniu: wait a minute. Let me make a phone call first.

(take out the phone and make a phone call)

Prosperous just: (bell rings, exultation) you see, open a

company how good, business came! (answer the phone) Hello, here

is the burden of the company, our company wholeheartedly for

the broad masses of student friends service. (insert: bah! Also

students and friends) business introduction please press 1 keys,

please press the button 2 manual service. (insert: select

manual service) Hello, number 120 for your service.

Xiao Niu: Hello, I'm a student of the school. I heard that your

company is trying to lighten the burden for students. Our

classmates are not clear. Let me ask. What services do you

have?.

Flourishing talent: good! Let me introduce you!

Niuniu: I'm afraid I can't hear you on the phone. I'm coming

to your office.

Flourishing talent: welcome, welcome, warmly welcome you to

come over to investigate and investigate! (busy organizing)

(two push the door into)

Flourishing: Hello, welcome to our company!

Live: we are a school student, want to ask.

Flourishing: sit down, please sit down. The Secretary poured

a glass of water. (a moment) why hasn't it come yet?. Oh The

Secretary hasn't asked yet. My company's service, you put 240

hearts.

Fu: (puzzled form) 240 heart, never heard of it?

Flourishing just: put 120 hearts, heard of?

Little girl: I heard of it.

Flourishing talent: two people?

Two people live: 240 heart.

Niuniu: Well, not 250 yet. What do you think of this company?

Flourishing: you know? I am an experienced person and quite

experienced in this field.

Live: you had done?

Flourishing: No, no, I have enjoyed this kind of service in

elementary school. Every time I ask a question to my classmates,

Niuniu: how much is it?

Prosperous just: at that time no money, half a rubber. Once the

students do homework every please, I will lose half a popsicle.

Niuniu: half a popsicle?

Flourishing: I eat half, people eat half. The biggest cost is

to ask my brother to go to school as my brother. Once, the

teacher asked my family to go, I asked the next big brother,

guess what? He asked me to get watermelon for him.

Live: the result?

Swanson: I went to steal a watermelon, he ate watermelon, I go

ass to my dad opened the flowers.

Niuniu: No, what about your service?

Flourishing just: the company is creating a brand, ready to

declare 3. 15 recommend brand. The quality is definitely

first-class, and definitely kept secret for you.

Niuniu: that's great!

Prosperous talent: now just opened, twenty percent off discount

for the students.

Live: our future is long.

Flourishing: long term, you can become our member, member not

only preferential, each consumption can also be integral. We

will also hold rich and colorful events for our members.

Niuniu: it's not good to serve well. We also need to know how

you are doing Which university did you graduate from?

Flourishing ability: University? EH?...... Home squat.

Live: wow,

Big turtle!

Flourishing just: small student, how can you curse people?

Live: not scold you!

How can you tell me I'm a big turtle?

Live: the turtle is the student abroad, referred to as the

turtle. You really are the sesame seed cake on the street.

Flourishing talent: how does this speak again?

Niuniu: boorish. Which country does your family sit in?

Prosperous: just in the country.

Niuniu: domestic? I've never heard of it.

Prosperous talent: To tell you the truth,

I didn't go to college.

Live:

Flourishing: just squat at home self-study.

Two people chorus: did not go to college, primary school

problems, you will do?

Flourishing: answer difficult problem is main business,

primary school subject is too easy, to me come in is cat catching

mouse - not to think.

Niuniu: then I'll take a few questions to test you.

Flourishing: a piece of cake.

Niuniu: how much is 10 plus half minus half?

Flourishing talent: No, or ten?

Live: (laughs)! 10 plus half is 15, and then half you have 7

or 5!

Flourishing talent: Alas! It's too careless. You have another

question.

Niuniu: you've got to listen this time. A man in the river walk

on the bridge, suddenly, the bridge across a big tiger, only

heard a thud, think, why?

Swanson: This is brainteasers topics, I know that this man is

a thud was faint, with a thud down on the bridge.

Live: (laughs) ha ha, you are wrong, is a single plank bridge,

is the man with a thud fell into the river.

Swanson: ah ah ah ah! Why didn't I think of that?

Niuniu: No, no, it seems that you can't do it well.

Prosperous: don't worry, you give me another question. I'll

answer it this time.

Niuniu: OK, let me ask you another question. A riddle for you

to guess, sheep are not afraid to see the wolf. Guess a song

Flourishing just: (thinks hard) this,

Live: (laughs) love

Prosperous: just one more, let me guess

Niuniu: I'll have another one. Don't you get angry?

Flourishing just: what is angry, alas, you go out!

Niuniu: pigs are dead, guess a song.

Prosperous just: let me think carefully. Yes, it's the song of

pigs,

Live: wrong again, "at least you have"

Flourishing: you, how do you again?......

Niuniu: uncle, you just said you were not angry.

Flourishing: good, good, not angry. It's impossible to solve

the problem!

Live: that no better, our school language demonstration school,

write on the strict requirements can be, everyone handwriting

is different, is not their teacher to see that, who dare you

homework.

Flourishing: Yes, you are right, this is also not good. Where

can I do that? I solemnly introduce the last business, instead

of parents to go to school to accept the teacher's home visit.

Little girl: this

Flourishing: don't worry, don't worry, this, I tell you, I have

a lot of experience. When I study, I often go to see the teacher

with my father. Parents see the teacher usually face, head

sweating, heart trouble, home have to rush to find sticks. I

Show them

Live: uncle, you listen

Swanson: now you don't say, I played out, look like, I'll

Little girl:

Flourishing just: do not speak, you are a teacher, I am a student

parent. Yes, I'll spray some water, or it can not see sweat (to

his face spray).

Fu: No, uncle, just the teacher let my father go to school, I

didn't dare to call, you'll help me again!

Flourishing just: that is very good, let you see my ability,

if isn't good, hereafter you don't come.

(two people come to the classroom Office)

Live: teacher, my father.

A teacher: Oh! This is your father. OK, please sit down!

Flourishing just: teacher smokes!

A teacher: Thank you. I don't smoke.

Flourishing just: now, the teacher does not smoke, want to smoke

to smoke to reduce weight smoke. Teacher of the children at the

school for your trouble, he is not good, not good writers we

long have a responsibility, I open a company, a little qiongmang.

The child I tube a little, I know there are ten thousand reasons

cannot shirk responsibility, teachers, parents and students

are lucky Sambo, I will have a good education, striving to

create beautiful myth, let the teacher you xishuashua, my

Teacher a: you are so humorous. How about your lover?

Flourishing just: lover? Teacher, I'm not married. Where do you

have a lover?

A teacher: no lover, that lucky?

Flourishing: Oh, oh, I can't say anything when I'm nervous. I

just got married.

A teacher: just married, the children are so big?

Flourishing: again wrong, just divorce.

A teacher: flourishing just!

Flourishing talent: Well!

A teacher: how do you know live?

Flourishing: he just arrived my company to

Three people together: all over!

Flourishing: teacher, how do you know my name is Wang Cai?

A teacher: I'll recognize you as soon as you come in. Do you

remember that you stole watermelon and were dragged by your

father to school?

Flourishing just: that can forget, I think of now regret, the

study is not good, still think of means to conceal a parent,

steal the watermelon to give others to eat, ask someone to

pretend to be my elder brother to go to school, really regret!

Teacher a: you regret now. Do you want the children to open up

and regret the same as you do?

(Wang was silent.)

Live: we are now learning burden, don't need a burden. Since

the school "double walk" activities, our school teachers are

actively into the students' families, into the hearts of

students.

Niuniu: now the teacher is good, we are looking forward to our

home visits to the teacher.

Swanson: think he is wrong, possessed by ghosts. ,

A teacher: (singing "higher" sounded) life is like a river,

sometimes rolling waves, sometimes in smooth water, brave

seaman ride the wind and waves. The teacher knows that you have

been down and encountered a little setback, but you have a

clever mind, a healthy body, hard-working hands, what are you

afraid of? Eight honors and Eight Disgraces ", hard labor

glorious, shameful love leisure and hate labour. You should

work hard with your own hands to create wealth. You will only

harm our students if you drive such a company. Teacher Wei Min,

remember?

Swanson: remember, remember, he is my teacher, he is good to

me.

A teacher: he has always been concerned about you, let us take

two sentences to you.

"Don't go astray the burden of the burden of blessing."

Niuniu: make money must go the right way.

Prosperous just: then I add a sentence, industrious prosperous.

Three people: Yes, diligence is the most glorious thing to do!